Joke -1
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
Joke – 2
Question: “How To Kill An Ant??”
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar, & Keep It Outside The Ant’s Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It’s Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don’t Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..